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Feminine Tattoos
More amazing wizards (dragon edition)
It looks like he's about to pitch all the magic onto his hand that's holding the orb, whereupon it will smash into one million pieces and doom the dragon to an eternity underground without his friends or family.
This dude is NOT HAPPY about the dragon's fiery flames. Not one bit.
Since when are wizards 100x bigger than dragons? I like the lightning bolts though.
"Alright, I want a dungeon. A deep, dark, scary dungeon, with a DRAGON and a huge SPIDER, and a lizard, and cobwebs, and an EVIL PLOTTING WIZARD with another dragon on his shoulder, and a CUTE BLUEBIRD and a HEART with a banner with my girlfriend's name on it and a bunch of FLAMES on the other side and some smoke all around everything. Okay?"
Tattoo designs of zodiac signs
Fairy Moons and Star Tattoos
My Friend Zak (when bad tattoos come full circle and become awesome, part II)
In the same vein as this dude, Zak and his friends like to get tipsy and tattoo each other. And ridiculousness ensues.
I'm going to post his tattoos in installments, because they are just that amazing, so here is the first, of many.
Here's the story behind it, if I'm remembering correctly... he decided to get a wolf tattoo, because wolves are RAD (p.s. I have a bunch of amazing tribal wolf tattoos to share with you guys). However, no one could tattoo a wolf, so he just went with the word "WOLF!". Then, apparently, there's a Chinese saying "horse, horse, tiger, bear" which brings good luck, I think? So he went with writing those next to "WOLF!" to round out the tattoo. But the words kept getting progressively crappier as he went on, so you can barely read the last one.
This might be one of the worst tattoos I have ever seen, but it is also one of the best.
If you have a silly stick-n-poke tattoo, or have a friend who does, by all means EMAIL ME!
Girl Tattoos
Wizards with triangle things on their hats
This one has a sketch next to it, but it can't be the original.
I love how they are all the same, but have their own little personalities...
... like "mild" written over the nipple, for example.
And finally one in color! I can't decide if the color makes this bad tattoo more or less awesome. There's something about the classic black and white wizard that I really love, but I think anything magical really deserves to be in color.
I'm sure there are many more wizards-with-triangle-things-on-their-hats out there, I just have to find them. If you know of anyone with one of these, or know where they might come from, please let me know!
Bikes (part 2)
There are so many better things you could put on your chest! Symmetrical, flattering, awesome things! Why why why why why why would you put a line drawing of a BIKE on your BOOBS? It makes her left boob look 10x bigger and droopier than the right because the left wheel is so much bigger.
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At least it's well done. And I hope it's just the first outline and that she went and got it colored in later. And maybe put some stuff behind it to even the whole thing out.
p.s. my friend has a blog about funny emails he gets at work, if you're bored you should check it out.
Recently tattoo works
I'm going to Europe and will be available for tattoo sessions while I'm there.
I'll be in Germany ,from 18th of May to the 1st of May.
I'll attend th international tattoo convention in Frankfurt
on the 20th -22nd of March.
I will be in Fur Immer Tattoo studio
from 31st of March to19th of April http://www.myspace.com/fuerimmer_tattoo
I'll bie in Smilin Demon Tattoo studio from 20th of April to 1st of May.
Then I'll go to Switzerland for one month.
I'll be in Corazon Tattoo and stay with Sabine Gaffron.
If you'd like to be tattooed by meplease contact Fur Immer,
Smiling Demon Tattoo and Corazon Tattoo.
(See below for contact detail) and
I'll attend the international tattoo convention in Frankfurt
on the 20th -22th of March.
If you are interested in getting tattoo from me there,
please contact me Myspace or send the E-mail .
I'd like to tattoo many non Japanese people on my journey.
I'm really looking forward to going Europe !!
Best regards Ryoki
The international tattoo convention in Frankfrut
from 20th to 22ht of March
In Berlin Germany form 31st of March to 19th of April.
In Manheim Germany from 21th of April to 1st of May
☆In Germany contact March 31st-April 19thFur Immer in Berlin http://www.myspace.com/fuerimmer_tattoo
April 20th-May 1stSmilin Demon Tattoo http://www.myspace.com/smilindemonstattoo
☆If you'd like to see more information about me,
pleaase go to Japanese web site:
Myspace address : http://www.myspace.com/alhautryoki
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